Show me the way home honey..
Okay, I'm only gonna say this once, for all the people out there that are looking for the way to Amarillo. For all those English soldiers, for all those Dutch soldiers (download HQ version here btw), the people of Ilse Media and all other future crazyheads that are gonna tape an Armadillo movie, here is the way to Amarillo: ...
Armadillo, amarillo, pffft, whatever...
- Start at Schiphol Airport.
- Catch flight to London Heathrow Airport.
- Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
- Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
- Start going toward the “Airport Exit” on “International ParkwaySouth” - follow for 0.2 miles.
- Bear left onto the highway toward “Terminal East Parking” - follow for 0.3 miles
- Bear left onto “International Parkway North” toward “North AirportExit” - follow for 2.9 miles
- Take the “Highway 114 west” exit toward “Fort Worth” - follow for29.2 miles
- Then continue on “US 287 north” - follow for 91.1 miles
- "US 287 north” becomes “Interstate-44 east” - follow for 0.7 miles
- Take left fork onto “US-287 north” toward “Vernon” - follow for 104.0 miles
- "US 287 north” becomes “Avenue F (US-287)” - follow for 2.8 miles
- Continue to follow “US 287 north” - follow for 104.9 miles
- Take left ramp onto “Interstate 40 west” toward “Dumas” - follow for7.8 miles
- Take “Exit 70” onto “US 60 east” toward “Dumas” - follow for 0.5 miles
- Take the “Buchanan Street” exit toward “Dumas/Pampa” - follow for1.7 miles
- Turn right onto “Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)” - follow for 0.1miles
- Arrive at the centre of “Amarillo, Texas”
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WHYYYYYY????
I though I got rid of it forever after leaving England. But NOOOOOO now the dutch people don’t know how to find Amarillo….
Why did Peter McKay a remake, the year 2005 ruined so far :(